Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Month in a nutshell

Since I don't have a whole lot going on, I figured I'd post my Facebook statuses for the month. This pretty much sums up what's been going on with me...(I added some notes in red to explain some things)

February 1 at 1:11pm

I am pumping gas & an outdoor urban dweller approached me & told me she has 5 babies who have diaper rash & could I help her at all. I told her I don't carry cash. She said she wasn't asking for cash & that another nice lady gave her a sandwich. I told her that I didn't have a sandwich. She walked off muttering something. So what the crap do her 5 babies with diaper rash have to do with her wanting a sandwich?!

This one had some funny responses, so here they are…

Kate Hiller Smith: You mean you don't carry a tube of buttpaste with you at all times?? Sheesh, get with it Marie! :)

Marie Rich: I know, I am SOOOO not prepared. The boy scouts would be so disappointed in me.

Cameron Boehme: The poor lady sounded hungry Marie...

Cameron Boehme: I'll remember this next time you ask me for a sandwich.

Marie Rich: Maybe she should have started out by saying her 5 babies with diaper rash really want a sandwich.

Loretta Jack: I haven't laughed this hard in a while! Love the post....love the responses.

Jessica Archambault: Outdoor urban dweller? And where are those babies while she's begging? And all 5 with diaper rash? 5? This woman needs a better story!

Lindsay Levi: BAHAHAHA!!!

Marie Slade Chesley: I would've told her I use mayonnaise on my sandwich not desitin and apologize. But I always apologize too much....it's not my fault she has 5 kids in diapers still...

Marie Rich: I don't even like mayo though.

Chris Bryan: I got approached by a homeless guy and I told him he could have the rest of my milk bc I had no money. He got all mad at me and I yelled at him if I was homeless I'd take anything I could get. And then I realized I was yelling at homeless guy...

Loretta Jack: I always give them money. Guilt? Can't help it.

February 2 at 11:20am

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Fuh-reeezing outside...but I love it!

February 3 at 11:31am

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I may be all grown up, but I still don't like the crust on my sandwich

February 3 at 1:16pm

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I tried the new Mentos Rainbow pack & here is my assessment...strawberry - delish as always, pineapple - taste like soap, grape - taste like you sprayed perfume in your mouth, raspberry - decent, orange - vitamin c, cherry - pretty good, watermelon - tastes like a now and later that's been on the shelf since 1995...overall findings - Don't waste your money, buy the all strawberry pack instead

February 3 at 4:55pm

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My nephew walks up to me and says "ree...its me, aiden, you're best friend." I love that kid, he cracks me up!

February 3 at 9:22pm

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Just realized my Sunbeams are turning 16 this year...my cute little 4 year old Sunbeams, how did 12 years go by that fast?!

February 7 at 2:22pm

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Going to Culinary Dropout tomorrow for lunch...any recommendations????

I am in the process of planning our national sales meeting at work and its going to be here in AZ this year so I get to test out some restaurants to see where we want to have our dinners. One of the perks of my job!

February 8 at 7:17am

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gotta love these post-running headaches that won't go away!

February 8 at 2:31pm

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no Culinary Dropout today, too many people called out sick at work and there's no one to cover the phones. But we are still going on Thursday...tomorrow is Modern Steak!

February 9 at 10:03pm

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Seriously AWESOME tennis match tonight thanks to my doubles partner Vin, the Asian Invasion as I like to call him, some random dude who wanted to play and we needed a 4th person. We smoked Brian Weber and Jared Peterson; I like to think it was mostly because of my mad skills.

My friends Jared, Brian, and I started playing tennis back at the beginning of January. Its so much fun! None of us are really that great but we have a lot of fun playing. Its usually just the 3 of us so we either play 2 on 1 or one of us sits out. On this night, our little Asian friend made it so we could play 2 on 2. It was a blast!

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My hands have been freezing at work lately so I went and bought some gloves (little girls gloves, because that's all they had left) and they don't work, my hands are still freezing!

February 12 at 4:02pm

Had the best time catching up with my friends from Schwab at lunch today. I miss those days!

February 12 at 10:15pm

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Went and saw "Just Go With It" last night. It was pretty dang funny!

February 15 at 8:14am

got at least 12 Valentine's last night...things are looking up

February 16 at 1:20pm

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fairly certain I have shin splints...my tibia is killing me!

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2 comments:

MelissanWinslow said...

I don't know how I missed the diaper rash posting. HILARIOUS!!!!!

Travis and Marie said...

dood....that's a good idea....now you'll always know what you did in feb. 2011.